7/17/09 03:21 pm
If my AC won't get down to 68 degrees because it's hot outside and we just "have one of those apartments," why the fuck did this only start happening last week? The weather didn't suddenly switch from calm and classy to REALLY FUCKING HOT all of a sudden so Jesus fucking fuck.
Thanks for breaking my door and then acting like I'm just TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT. OH, SO STUPID! I REALIZE YOU'RE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING DOOR. GUESS WHAT? I'M ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR AND, NO! IT WON'T OPEN FROM MY FUCKING SIDE EITHER! NO, THE LOCKS ARE NOT ENGAGED. WHAT? AM I LYING TO YOU? DO YOU HEAR ME HAW-HAW-HAWING FROM THE OTHER SIDE LIKE IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY THAT I LOCKED YOU OUT? I DIDN'T LOCK YOU OUT.
ALSO. You were four hours late. Fag.
Thanks for breaking my door and then acting like I'm just TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT. OH, SO STUPID! I REALIZE YOU'RE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING DOOR. GUESS WHAT? I'M ON THE INSIDE OF THE DOOR AND, NO! IT WON'T OPEN FROM MY FUCKING SIDE EITHER! NO, THE LOCKS ARE NOT ENGAGED. WHAT? AM I LYING TO YOU? DO YOU HEAR ME HAW-HAW-HAWING FROM THE OTHER SIDE LIKE IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY THAT I LOCKED YOU OUT? I DIDN'T LOCK YOU OUT.
ALSO. You were four hours late. Fag.